I was warned. Various cruisers that we had met who had been in the area previously all knew what these pigs were like. People said to me “you watch out for them pigs son they’ll gitcha.” Alas, I did not listen. The bite through the shorts doesn’t actually look too bad but in the next few days will become a large bruise.
There are probably some people who are going to say that it wasn’t technically my ass and I will grant you that whilst it wasn’t exactly the area I would like to know if you would feel comfortable if a stranger rubbed you there?
Maybe the worst thing out of the whole event was the loss of one of my 4 pairs of good shorts. I have often wondered what people find so intriguing about these creatures, people coming from miles away to watch them. We really should have left when the big one did the poo in the water next to us.
Cheers. Riley.

Song Credits:
00:00 Time – Samuel Scott McCumber – https://soundcloud.com/samuelscottmccumber
00:41 Cardboard Blue – Vender and the Cobras – https://open.spotify.com/artist/6xi0qlFeRlX1jYYzRsOh8U?si=y_s1_SAOSmSvPIc7minAiw
01:57 Dominic Bennett – Farther Down And Further Off – https://soundcloud.com/dominicbennett
04:27 Michael Dunstan – Oversupply – http://spoti.fi/2D8YGao
08:39 Roll the Bones (cover by Elayna C) https://elaynac.bandcamp.com
15:23 Resurface – Martin Piehlmeier – https://www.martinpiehlmeier.com

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